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June 15 2017

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shadiobrando:

veryharam:

I hate rich white people

I don’t please donate to my PayPal

13:49

bookhobbit:

one of my favorite tropes is when a character who is sort of morally mediocre and Only In It For Themself is dragged kicking and screaming into caring about other people and doing good things

13:43
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puublack:

zarekthelordofthefries:

fluffychesnut:

pizza-omelette:

Bagals! 

what the fuck

Ah, good. I’ve found it again. The best comic ever made.

I think about this comic a lot.

13:39
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admemento:

Victuuri Snuggles
Sketches

Watermarked, because book. - What book? The one I’m working on right now. Slowly. But you know… it’s getting there. :)

13:33
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hurleyquinn:

kafkamilktea:

akoolguy:

kafkamilktea:

thighlander:

ihatejonarbuckle:

kafkamilktea:

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

russian kinder surprise

That looks like it’s made of coal.

It tasted like coal

you ate a vase

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

What the fuck is going on in your life

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thecutespook:

we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:

Do older ppl expect us to believe they never took photos of their kids while they were growing up

13:19

proudpos:

nuclearspaceheater:

ilzolende:

sonypraystation:

my favorite part of capitalism is the slippery slope of knock off cereal branding devolving from catchy, colorful names to literal descriptions of what’s inside the box

when youre describing your product as ‘spheres’ youve reached critical mass

No, this is great. Product labels focused more on explaining what the product is than on branding are good. I sure wouldn’t have guessed that some small circular cereal would contain lots of oats if they weren’t called “Fruity Oat Rounds” unless I specifically went around looking for oat-rich cereals.

Also, store brands are great. They’re typically cheaper than name-brand goods without a significant corresponding drop in quality. Maybe they hire fewer branding consultants and run fewer ad campaigns and that’s why they’re cheaper? IDK.

It would all be worth it just for the global running joke of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! knock-offs.

Still waiting for someone to put out “Butter With Chinese Characteristics.“

Memories of Butter

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dookiediamonds:

pussy-and-pizzza-x:

koiifish:

missesprettyp:

40vibe:

04’ / 15’

They went from “we’re happy to be here” to “we know y'all happy we came”

Your current situation is not your final destination

What’s going on wit Jay legs on the right lmao

lmfaooooo yooo this nigga leg about to give tf up

13:03
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kokainefontaine:

seekingbunny:

carlofscar:

thatguywithtentacles:

southerngent1227:

Welcome to the south. These bitches will deep fry anything.

Y'aint wrong.

Fried butter
Fried alcoholic drinks? What’s the fuck

How do you drink a friend frozen drink 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

I think you eat it like fried ice cream.

12:53

v8d:

emo stands for eat me out

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tanngelo:

this is it

12:33

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

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light-of-aether:

he is purple and fat

12:23

themoskabot:

You: Sloppy Joes

Me, an intellectual: Untidy Josephs

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