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August 11 2017

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arianettebenzo:

this was such a good episode of orange is the new black

23:52

missveils:

Me w ppl I don’t have a crush on: babe, baby, hun, dear, love, light of my life
Me w ppl I have a crush on: pleased to make your acquaintance good sir, my good colleague.

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daughterofthestars08:

Tumblr ads are getting increasingly incomprehensible, yet relatable.

23:51

baffoonish:

ronniemeg:

person: so what have you been doing during holidays?

me: 

.!!

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chaplinandkeaton:

The infamous scene where Marlene Dietrich kisses another woman - which was added to the script at Dietrich’s suggestion - was saved from being cut by the censors by Dietrich herself. She came up with the idea of taking a flower from the woman before kissing her and then giving the flower to Gary Cooper, explaining that if the censors cut the kiss the appearance of the flower would make no sense. 

This was not the only thing that was controversial at the time of release (1930). She also wore a tuxedo designed for a man in this scene.

23:50

probablybardrpgideas:

robotprick:

probablybardrpgideas:

probablystrangerpgideas:

probablybardrpgideas:

Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??

you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat

You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions

You’re not a real bard until you seduced exactly one of five Hydra heads in a belly dancer costume while playing Rick astleys never gonna give you up on kazoo (both in game and out of character) and had the single head kill as many of the others as possible before going on a romantic date to the nearby loch while playing wham! On the kazoo (both in game and out of character)

This is oddly specific but u kno what? u right. You’re not a real bard unless you do any of that

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lukeskywalkersbuckethat:

sydneykrukowski:

wolfwhiteflowers:

Anakin, Luke, and Rey’s lightsaber

jesus christ luke’s such a useless twink

anakin: im gonna fuck up palpatine
rey: im gonna fuck up kyle
luke: this isnt the ugg store

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omg-images:

Is it my time?

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lesbianstarbutterfly:

*sees a 20+ yr old with “fandom mom/queer elder/etc.” in their bio and they only interact with 12/13 yr olds*

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cupcakelogic:

i tried to make  a horror comic once at like 4 am

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crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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bebeocho:

i’m 

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personsonable:

abandonedandurbex:

Decommissioned kids rides on a scrapyard, Japan [4592x3448]

Source: https://openpics.aerobatic.io/

The Council sits in judgment of your transgressions

23:41

pinesinthewoods:

Do you ever see a post that you agree with on some level, but it’s worded in an aggressive and mean-spirited way, so you’re just kind of

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nabico:

she succ me

23:40

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

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